This is your eviction notice...

I saw this picture on another blog, and thought it totally applied here.  

Ethan, I love you, but it's about time you vacate your current residence.  Your lease was up 3 days ago, and yet you continue to occupy your very tiny space, kicking mommy's ribs and stretching her skin and her patience to the max.  Believe me, it will be much nicer out here.  You will be held, fed, and well... you'll pretty much be spoiled rotten by all of your anxious family members.  I would seriously consider moving out soon because otherwise, you will be forced out on Wednesday, and your birthday will forever be April Fool's Day.  This is your final notice.